Top Hat Spiderpants

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Are you ready, Vault Hunters?
-Aye, aye Tina!
I can't hear you!
-Aye, aye Tina!
Oooooooo...
Who lives in the dwarven mines under the Keep?
-Top Hat Spiderpants!
Who's really a literal spider/man freak!
-Top Hat Spiderpants!
If grossing yourself out is something you wish...
-Top Hat Spiderpants!
Then head to the Mines and gather some tiss'!
Top Hat Spiderpants,
Top Hat Spiderpants,
Top Hat Spiderpants,
Top Haaaat Spiderpants!!!



Song by me, Spiderpants by Gearbox.