A world named Pandora, a wondrous land
Though most of it was covered in sand
During my travels, I came to a place called Thousand Cuts
A place filled with brutes, psychos and nuts
Aside from the locals, the land had its own beauty
And one determined weirdo, named Face McShooty
His one request was to be shot in the head
For a blast to the knee, leg or spine would not make him dead
A particular mission came to me, a one of a kind
To put my gun to his head, and clear out his mind
So I blew him away, for it was my duty
And that marked the end of Face McShooty
Still we must learn from Face, from his greatest virtue
When someone shoots you in the face, always scream THANK YOU!!
Though most of it was covered in sand
During my travels, I came to a place called Thousand Cuts
A place filled with brutes, psychos and nuts
Aside from the locals, the land had its own beauty
And one determined weirdo, named Face McShooty
His one request was to be shot in the head
For a blast to the knee, leg or spine would not make him dead
A particular mission came to me, a one of a kind
To put my gun to his head, and clear out his mind
So I blew him away, for it was my duty
And that marked the end of Face McShooty
Still we must learn from Face, from his greatest virtue
When someone shoots you in the face, always scream THANK YOU!!