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An ode to Face McShooty...

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A world named Pandora, a wondrous land
Though most of it was covered in sand

During my travels, I came to a place called Thousand Cuts
A place filled with brutes, psychos and nuts

Aside from the locals, the land had its own beauty
And one determined weirdo, named Face McShooty

His one request was to be shot in the head
For a blast to the knee, leg or spine would not make him dead

A particular mission came to me, a one of a kind
To put my gun to his head, and clear out his mind

So I blew him away, for it was my duty
And that marked the end of Face McShooty

Still we must learn from Face, from his greatest virtue
When someone shoots you in the face, always scream THANK YOU!!

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