Imagine if there was a new loot midget... raid boss. Meet Mr Torgue. Or at least his vertically challenged form. He's by no means verbally challenged though - imagine this as a constant stream while you fight him. Ending with a LOOTSPLOSION!!
Tired of farming Legendary Loot Midgets? Take the licensed Doctor's Orders (*information may not be strictly true) and take on a raid boss with the vocabulary of a teenage sailor who just ate a whole chili pepper while giving birth to a porcupine!
Midget Torgue the Itsy-Invincible is a certified BADASS and requires EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS!!
(from an original idea for new loot midgets, including the following:
Loot Midget Masked Raider(wearing a likeness of Handsome Jack's mask, this dwarfish dictator only appears in the Vault of the Warrior, and at Jack's grandma's house in Eridium Blight)
Loot Midget Buccaneer (appearing in the first DLC to surprise and sever you, savvy?)
Loot Midget Satanist (appearing in the third DLC, a stunted Witch Doctor who also lacks a medical license)
Sh*t-faced Loot Loon (wearing a diaper proudly on his face marked with the Vault symbol and brandishing a bristling... bristle, this sewage shrimp could burst from the next toilet you open in the hopes of finding ammunition)
