Oh Gaige, how playing as you is pretty fun,
We don't aim, but we never miss with our gun!
"Smash the system" you scream as bullets fly,
Watching limbs and heads rolls as bandits die!
You should know your skill called Anarchy is the tits,
It keeps getting stronger as it blasts bandits into bits.
But when your shield is depleted and health is quite low,
Raise your hand to digistruct as the air before you starts to glow.
Then body parts and scrap metal start flying after a loud thunderous clap,
Look at the blood dripping off your beloved fearsome, vicious Deathtrap!
Quickly he soars gracefully through the air towards you,
With out-stretch hand he repairs your shield as good as new.
Hearing the scream as Deathtraps reaps a bandit's limbs and head,
It is starting to sound like music but with screams and moans instead.
Quickly the sounds fall silence with only the stench of blood and dust,
You and Deathtrap stand victorious above Handsome Jack's blood lust!
Your Biggest Fans,
The Players!
We don't aim, but we never miss with our gun!
"Smash the system" you scream as bullets fly,
Watching limbs and heads rolls as bandits die!
You should know your skill called Anarchy is the tits,
It keeps getting stronger as it blasts bandits into bits.
But when your shield is depleted and health is quite low,
Raise your hand to digistruct as the air before you starts to glow.
Then body parts and scrap metal start flying after a loud thunderous clap,
Look at the blood dripping off your beloved fearsome, vicious Deathtrap!
Quickly he soars gracefully through the air towards you,
With out-stretch hand he repairs your shield as good as new.
Hearing the scream as Deathtraps reaps a bandit's limbs and head,
It is starting to sound like music but with screams and moans instead.
Quickly the sounds fall silence with only the stench of blood and dust,
You and Deathtrap stand victorious above Handsome Jack's blood lust!
Your Biggest Fans,
The Players!