Haiku for Mr. Torgue

And now, a collection of Haiku. In anticipated-memoriam of Mr. Torgue and his explosive new DLC.



Explosions

BOOM! POW! KABLOOIE!
I JUST BLEW THAT GUY'S FACE OFF
WITH A ******* BOMB!!!!


Solutions

I HAVE FOUND THE CURE
FOR ALL OF THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS --
CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!


Cosmetics


REAL MEN DON'T WEAR SHIRTS!!
SHAVE YOUR CHEST! GROW A MOUSTACHE!!
FLEX THOSE GODDAMN GUNS!!!!


Flowers on Valentine's Day


TAKE THAT ***** ****,
SNAP IT WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH
AND CHOKE ON THE STEM!!!


Labor of Love


IF YOU HATE YOUR JOB
BUY ONE OF OUR SPINIGUNS
AND GO SHOOT YOUR BOSS!






......eh, I'm running low here. Add some of your Torgue haiku!