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Prepare to be penetrated, with bullets - I got bored

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Name: Innuendobot5000
Race: Robot
Allegiance: Good

Back story
After the events of Campaign of Carnage, Moxxi has come into possession of the Torgue Arena. The New Underdome is underway, and Innuendobot 5000 has been dispatched to find monsters and sh*t, to be used as top-end opponents in the tournament. And what better place to find huge a** monsters than Vaults?
Seeing that Innuendobot5000 was not exactly battle-efficient, Moxxie had Gaige, Hammerlock and Scooter give him a make-over and enhance him a bit.

Action Skill
ENGORGE!
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Innuendobot5000 digistructs into a badass version of himself.
He gets bulkier, taller, shinier, awesomer.
A cannon digistructs on the left shoulder, a minigun on the right shoulder, and turbo thrusters on his back.
You are still able to fire your equipped weapon, as well as swap weapons.
Both the minigun and the cannon are affected by and able to proc all weapon-related skills
(damage, fire rate, kill skills etc).

As with the outrunner vehicle weaponry, ammo for the minigun and cannon is infinite.
Further enhancements can be added by investing points in specific skills.

Bonuses
+50% damage
+50% movement speed
+200% melee damage
Infinite ammo for cannon and minigun
Duration: 12 seconds.
Cooldown: 42 seconds.

Controls
The commands that change are:
Fire: Fire your ENGORGE minigun (along with your equipped weapon).
Aim: Fire your ENGORGE cannon.

Melee weapon
He slaps you.

Skill Trees


Class Mods
Coming first.

ECHO Recorders
Coming second.

Quotes
Exiting inventory:
"Prepare to be penetrated, with bullets."
"Stand erect and prepare for combat"
"I knew you'd come back for more."


Killing multiple enemies in rapid succession:
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
HOMANA HOMANA HOMANA HOMANA HOMANA HOMANA HOMANA

Killing a badass enemy
"What a spectacular CLIMAX."
"Quite a HAPPY ENDING"
"The bigger they are...."


Killing a boss:
"You're not the boss of me!"
"Wow, you're weak..."
"DOMINATIOOOOOON!"


Depleting ammo
"Nap time!"
"Out of juice!"
"I'm done."
"Oopsies"


Killing with critical hit
"SEX!"
"sex-sex, sex-sex-sex"
"BLOWJOBS!"
"In-the-face!"


Aiming at enemies down the scope for more than three seconds:
"Prepare to be penetrated, with bullets."
"I will now attempt to murder you."
"oh, that's hot..."
"Such a peeping tom..."


When downed:
"So...robots can bleed....apparently..."
"This position is uncomfortable."

When reviving team-mates
"You're on the floor again..."
"There's no time for that now!"
"Enjoying the view?"
"Hey, my eyes are up here!"


Idle
"So, uhm, did Moxxi say anything about me?"
"uhm, sorry, it's never happened to me before..."
"zero-one-one-one-zero-zero-one-one-zero-one-one-zero-zero-one-zero-one-zero-one-one-one-one-zero-zero-zero!"

When activating ENGORGE:
"ENGORGE!"
"BADASS TIME!"
"I'M HUGE!"

When a team-mate climbs on his shoulders:
"You like being on top, don't you?"
"Is that your gun?"
"Just don't get too excited..."
"Comfy up there?"




Note
This class is not complete as of yet. Some skills will change tiers, others will be removed altogether, names will change, numbers will change, wording will change.
I would appreciate legitimate recommendations and insight. If you simply do not like something, well, sorry.
If you think I overdid it with the innuendos, you should have seen the initial skill table. :P

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