Hello! And welcome to Chemco! the Number 1 gun makers to go to when your other companies fail you! *Cough cough Hyperion, cough cough*. Ever wondered why you can't have a scope AND a blade AND a second, third, or even FOURTH barrel? Because that's a lot of f*kin' accessories that's why! But here at Chemco we were like, "Screw that! I want more!" So we got the local nerds to figure out how to put a chainsaw on a death ray! Then, we got half a dozen Wackos to slap a shotgun barrel on a sniper rifle! YOUR WELCOME!
Behold! Chemco! We take our prefixes to the MAX! ensuring each and every gun has at least 2 accessories! (Maybe 4 if your lucky) If the next weapon name dosn't give you a boner we don't know what will dammit!
Boiling Dubble Scoped Zooker 2 the Maxx!
That means it's a Rocket Launcher, a blowtorch (fire damage), with a scope (increased accuracy), Duel Barrels (Two rockets shot for the price of one), and uranium explosives (for extra hutzpah)!
And don't even get us started on the legendary guns!
(Hint: one is a shot gun that shoots freekin' chainsaws. It's called the Lumberjack.)
Behold! Chemco! We take our prefixes to the MAX! ensuring each and every gun has at least 2 accessories! (Maybe 4 if your lucky) If the next weapon name dosn't give you a boner we don't know what will dammit!
Boiling Dubble Scoped Zooker 2 the Maxx!
That means it's a Rocket Launcher, a blowtorch (fire damage), with a scope (increased accuracy), Duel Barrels (Two rockets shot for the price of one), and uranium explosives (for extra hutzpah)!
And don't even get us started on the legendary guns!
(Hint: one is a shot gun that shoots freekin' chainsaws. It's called the Lumberjack.)