Starting by talking to Claptrap in santuary..
Claptrap: "MINION! i have a Quest for you!"
Claptrap: "I want to you to gather some "sacks" of Nuts i, Totally by mistake, Left in various locations around Pandora!"
Claptrap: "The first few "Sacks" is in Thousand cuts, Go there now!"
(after traveling to thousand cuts)
Claptrap: "Huh, the should have been right next to that pile of trash... i guess the Bandits took off with them.. You will just have to shoot them and loot their "Nut sacks"!"
(Area waypoint in Thousand cuts, Area spawns Enemies called "Nutty Slabs" first bag of nuts drops, Item card reads "25LB nut sack")
Claptrap: "wow look at the size of that "Nut Sack"! im sure that bandit wont miss it.."
Claptrap: "Anything? anything at all?"
(after collecting 3 more bags in the area)
Claptrap: "Wow those bandits sure are "Nuts" for those Nuts!"
(short pause)
Claptrap: "Sigh, never mind.. just get the last bag.."
(Psycho called "Nut Lover" appears)
Nut Lover: "WHO IS STEALING ALL MY NUTS! I STOLE THEM FIRST!!!"
Some additional Dialog from Nut Lover while fighting him
Nut Lover: "YOU WILL NEVER GET MY NUTS!"
"YOUR BODY WILL FEED MY NUT FARM!"
"I DARE YOU TO REACH IN AND GRAB MY NUTS!"
"NUTS!! NUTTY NUTS NUTS!!! LOVE NUTS, LOVE NUTS, LOOOOVE NUTS!!!!"
(player kills Nut Lover)
Claptrap: "Great! Get the nuts out of his Corpse."
Brick: "Oh you already killed him.. i was about to ask you to kill those crazy guys myself! No one wants to know about how many nuts you can shove up your....."
Claptrap: "AAAAH hah.. hahaha.. we get the picture.."
Claptrap: "Well that was creepy.. Maybe the next place will be better."
Claptrap: "Head the Wildlife Exploitation preserve.."
(short Pause)
Claptrap: "Well that was a humor bomb..."
(player travels to the Exploitation preserve)
Claptrap: "Ok, I hid my nuts nearby. Go find them!"
(waypoint in dock yard appears)
Claptrap: "Did i say i hid them? i ment left! on accident."
(Player reaches way point to find empty bags of nuts)
Claptrap: "Huh, i guess the engineers fed the nuts to the animals.."
Claptrap: "Oh well, Guess you gotta search the piles to find the nuts! Dont worry, they are like rocks! NOTHING could digest them.."
(Area waypoint where Pimon and Tumba Spawn Appears Player)
(Player Searches Several creature waste piles in the area untill a Quest item marked "Pile of Nuts" with the comment "Not even slightly changed by digestion" appears)
Claptrap: "eww... ok im going to level with you. Sent you out to make some Nut Related jokes hoping you would get a laugh out of it."
Claptrap: "The Rest of the nuts are at my old place on the southern shelf, just go get them so we can end this."
(player fast travels to Claptrap's Place)
Claptrap: "I left the bags by the fire, was going to make a joke about freezing your nuts off while they roasted, or something similar... but that time has passed..."
(player enter the front area to find nothing near the furnace)
Claptrap: "Annnnnd their gone... Of course."
Claptrap: "sigh... one of the bully mongs must have run off with them.. just go find it. get my nuts back..."
(waypoint just outside of Claptraps place in the direction of the door to Liars Berg)
(Bully Mong Named "Nut Chucker" appears)
Claptrap: "Craaaap, That bullymong must have ate the nuts! Kill it would you?"
(notes on Nut Chucker)
Boss is effectively a named Bullymong Slinger that throws Several Projectiles per toss
(end Notes on Nut Chucker)
(Fight Starts)
Claptrap: "Is it throwing the nuts at you? I was so sure it had eaten them!"
(Brief Pause)
Claptrap: "ohh... it did, didn't it.... Well, thats kind of funny... Right?"
Claptrap: "oh who am i kidding..."
(player kills Nut Chucker)
Claptrap: "You know what? dont even bother bringing those nuts back... I dont want them any more. Just come back and i will give you a reward."
(player returns to claptrap in santuary)
(Turning in the quest)
Claptrap: "What a waste of a good prop... oh well maybe ill make you laugh next time!"
(Quest ends)
Reward
Unique Jacobs Assault rifle
Pea Shooter
"NUTS TO YOUR FACE"
Has below average Base damage, but high Crit Multiplier (+300%)
Claptrap will comment on reloading, critical hits, Killing enemies, Going In and Out of FFYL
as for the comments the gun makes itself... well i will leave that part up to anyone wanting a part of this silliness =P
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This Silly Quest was inspired by a real life 5lb bag of roasted peanuts i have been eating for the past few weeks.
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Claptrap: "MINION! i have a Quest for you!"
Claptrap: "I want to you to gather some "sacks" of Nuts i, Totally by mistake, Left in various locations around Pandora!"
Claptrap: "The first few "Sacks" is in Thousand cuts, Go there now!"
(after traveling to thousand cuts)
Claptrap: "Huh, the should have been right next to that pile of trash... i guess the Bandits took off with them.. You will just have to shoot them and loot their "Nut sacks"!"
(Area waypoint in Thousand cuts, Area spawns Enemies called "Nutty Slabs" first bag of nuts drops, Item card reads "25LB nut sack")
Claptrap: "wow look at the size of that "Nut Sack"! im sure that bandit wont miss it.."
Claptrap: "Anything? anything at all?"
(after collecting 3 more bags in the area)
Claptrap: "Wow those bandits sure are "Nuts" for those Nuts!"
(short pause)
Claptrap: "Sigh, never mind.. just get the last bag.."
(Psycho called "Nut Lover" appears)
Nut Lover: "WHO IS STEALING ALL MY NUTS! I STOLE THEM FIRST!!!"
Some additional Dialog from Nut Lover while fighting him
Nut Lover: "YOU WILL NEVER GET MY NUTS!"
"YOUR BODY WILL FEED MY NUT FARM!"
"I DARE YOU TO REACH IN AND GRAB MY NUTS!"
"NUTS!! NUTTY NUTS NUTS!!! LOVE NUTS, LOVE NUTS, LOOOOVE NUTS!!!!"
(player kills Nut Lover)
Claptrap: "Great! Get the nuts out of his Corpse."
Brick: "Oh you already killed him.. i was about to ask you to kill those crazy guys myself! No one wants to know about how many nuts you can shove up your....."
Claptrap: "AAAAH hah.. hahaha.. we get the picture.."
Claptrap: "Well that was creepy.. Maybe the next place will be better."
Claptrap: "Head the Wildlife Exploitation preserve.."
(short Pause)
Claptrap: "Well that was a humor bomb..."
(player travels to the Exploitation preserve)
Claptrap: "Ok, I hid my nuts nearby. Go find them!"
(waypoint in dock yard appears)
Claptrap: "Did i say i hid them? i ment left! on accident."
(Player reaches way point to find empty bags of nuts)
Claptrap: "Huh, i guess the engineers fed the nuts to the animals.."
Claptrap: "Oh well, Guess you gotta search the piles to find the nuts! Dont worry, they are like rocks! NOTHING could digest them.."
(Area waypoint where Pimon and Tumba Spawn Appears Player)
(Player Searches Several creature waste piles in the area untill a Quest item marked "Pile of Nuts" with the comment "Not even slightly changed by digestion" appears)
Claptrap: "eww... ok im going to level with you. Sent you out to make some Nut Related jokes hoping you would get a laugh out of it."
Claptrap: "The Rest of the nuts are at my old place on the southern shelf, just go get them so we can end this."
(player fast travels to Claptrap's Place)
Claptrap: "I left the bags by the fire, was going to make a joke about freezing your nuts off while they roasted, or something similar... but that time has passed..."
(player enter the front area to find nothing near the furnace)
Claptrap: "Annnnnd their gone... Of course."
Claptrap: "sigh... one of the bully mongs must have run off with them.. just go find it. get my nuts back..."
(waypoint just outside of Claptraps place in the direction of the door to Liars Berg)
(Bully Mong Named "Nut Chucker" appears)
Claptrap: "Craaaap, That bullymong must have ate the nuts! Kill it would you?"
(notes on Nut Chucker)
Boss is effectively a named Bullymong Slinger that throws Several Projectiles per toss
(end Notes on Nut Chucker)
(Fight Starts)
Claptrap: "Is it throwing the nuts at you? I was so sure it had eaten them!"
(Brief Pause)
Claptrap: "ohh... it did, didn't it.... Well, thats kind of funny... Right?"
Claptrap: "oh who am i kidding..."
(player kills Nut Chucker)
Claptrap: "You know what? dont even bother bringing those nuts back... I dont want them any more. Just come back and i will give you a reward."
(player returns to claptrap in santuary)
(Turning in the quest)
Claptrap: "What a waste of a good prop... oh well maybe ill make you laugh next time!"
(Quest ends)
Reward
Unique Jacobs Assault rifle
Pea Shooter
"NUTS TO YOUR FACE"
Has below average Base damage, but high Crit Multiplier (+300%)
Claptrap will comment on reloading, critical hits, Killing enemies, Going In and Out of FFYL
as for the comments the gun makes itself... well i will leave that part up to anyone wanting a part of this silliness =P
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This Silly Quest was inspired by a real life 5lb bag of roasted peanuts i have been eating for the past few weeks.
:blleaking: