Birthday card

Hi all, I'm working on a borderlands birthday card. Would like some feedback on if it's fun and if the text fits Claptrap's persona.
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Card Front
(Picture of Claptrap) with text:

SOME people might tell you, “You are a Nice person!” or “Wow you’re really Cute!” or “You got Mad Skillz dawwg!”

I on the other hand...

Will skip all that irrelevant human flattery and instead...

Card Inside
(Picture of Claptrap with a party hat, holding out a piece of cake with a candle. Standing next to him is tiny Tina with some explosives)
Text:
Use my brilliant social expertise and Reward you with slabs of SUGAR!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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I have a few followups but I can't decide what's better

[A] Oh and I invited the local bandits to the party.

[B] BTW some bandits that beat me up earlier are coming to crash the party, and violently murder EVERYONE...

[C] Oh and I coincidentally might have seen a candle drop into your presents.. Which are now on FIRE~

Please tell me your thoughts. I would appreciate any suggestions.